"I'm going to eat your legs...

...then your head and then your body."

The thief who had broken into the church to steal the collection plate was terrified when he heard these words. He ran away as quickly as he could.

Sitting in the vestry was the vicar. He opened his bag of jelly babies and took another one out: "I'm going to eat your legs, then your head and then your body."



The colours are actually more vivid than these. The green one is a lovely emerald colour, as opposed to looking a little mouldy.